The invader gets smaller and smaller the closer he gets to the players.

Well you know its 5 o’clock somewhere!

It looks Russian.

Dude, where’s my glasses?

$18 million for one year? How insulting. How is he going to feed his kids?

Exhaustion is the point. Too much information means we don’t pay attention to anything. You just tire the kids out so they go to sleep.

Artisan cat shit.

That jacket likely runs one to two thousand dollars.

This is why it’s always best to say nothing to the cops.

Abolish teams, contracts and let Steph and Lebron pick every team.

Break a deal, face the wheel!

How about the worst team through the first half of the season gets the first pick but only if they make the playoffs?

To be fair, Phoenix and Atlanta threw away the season before it started. Shocked that either won 20.

“more than 3,000 less than the second-lowest average home attendance”

Life of Brian was interesting where they created a scenario with many saviors running around at the same time as Jesus with Brian being the one who runs with one shoe.

Convenience store owner.

The fight went two more rounds.

It’s a pushback against cultural relevatism, that everyone’s opinion is valid.

When I was 17, getting packages from a hundred schools was fucking amazing. If I had only picked Santa Clara University — who knew?

When Dump came on I imagined he was going to announce he had made a bigly deal with the Kree to take over earth. #GoBlue!