The new flag of the Confederacy.

I had no idea beards were hot until my husband grew one about eight years ago (after eighteen years together), and now he must never, ever, ever shave it off.

I could totally picture Shannen Doherty assaulting a teenager. Also Sean Young.

Thank you. I have found happiness.

NEED MORE BACKSTORY

An entirely fair, and necessary, question.

That was my takeaway too. I had a circle of friends where, two started dating and within a month it was clear that they were the worst match on the face of God’s green earth. They got into a completely insane shouting match in the dead of night on a camping trip and I truly didn’t even recognize either of their voices…

Then get a secondary form of birth control. Problem solved.

Interesting. In New York, dolus eventualis means that, no matter what, James Dolan eventually fucks up everything.

ALSO I LOVE YOUR USERNAME SO MUCH

SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS BECAUSE SHE IS TINA

Britney has some adorable boys, yeah? I don’t even like kids, but those are gorgeous babies.

“U SHOULD DEFiNATLEY MAKE $1,000,000 BEFORE U SPEAK TO ME, BY THE WAY ARE YOU RELATED TO LEGOS ? BECUZ U ARE BLOCKED”

Well glad I already donated to Planned Parenthood today.

I don’t know, but now I have that horrible Justin Bieber song in my head.

Anything that distracts her from clothing design, be it social media or scrapbooking, is a good thing.

me, anytime tina does anything.