Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

You might be right about Lester playing dumb. Even still, Fletcher should save his complaint for between innings.

“murdering an unarmed BLACK citizen” - You gotta murder the right kinda folk if you want a successful gofundme campaign. Don’t expect to get much support for shooting white people because that is your donor base.

Not for nothing, but a relapse every three years is a pretty fucking great record for an addict.

Whoa. Way to miss the point there.

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

I haven't seen ESPN blatantly make something up like this since they called themselves The Worldwide Leader in Sports.

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

Cops are their own worst advocates.

See, I think this whole "Red Sox blew it" narrative is asinine. It's good copy, but it reflects a near complete understanding of how contract negotiations actually work.

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

Wow. The St. Louis Police Department can't be racist. Every racist on the planet knows the ol' "I'm sorry you got offended" bit.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

There is SO MUCH wrong in your comment, I don't even know where to begin. First of all, this is a trademark issue, not a copyright issue. With copyright, you do NOT have to challenge anything at all to keep your copyright. With trademark, however, you have to protect your mark or you risk it falling into disuse or…

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.