Eva Green is only 12 years older than Woodley yet was cast as her mother.

I remember one of the brunette girls making fun of Lauren because she was "only" going to fashion school. Look how that worked out for her.

Lauren Conrad already beat her to the punch with The Little Market— a less pretentious website that sells goods from artisans in developing countries. It has a blog, videos, travel photos and the artists benefit directly from the sales.

So King Henry VIII didn't look like Johnathan Rhys Myers?

I'm curious. How would one describe what they wanted to a barber in order to end up with his haircut?

His bros need to pull him aside and be like "Dude..bro..."

Somewhere Shailene Woodley is smiling.

Jezebel lets Beyonce off the hook a lot. All the other pop tarts are considered "boring" when they perform half-naked to sexually provocative lyrics but Jezebel acted like Beyonce's Grammy performance was the second coming. The whole "Eat the cake Anna Mae" lyric in Drunk in Love went completely unnoticed by Jezebel…

Why not just get rid of the cat?

Now if all these people can get their asses to the polls and vote out the conservative idiots that would be nice.

And Tom Hardy's doppelganger has a twin. Is that a Trippleganger?

Do we have to pretend like every Beyonce performanc is epic? Her Grammy performance was one of her worst IMO but everyone acts like we should bow down or something. Between the "surfboard" and Ike Turner references, Drunk In Love has to be one of her weakest singles lyrically and vocally.

Stage 5: Buy a Kindle.

Any other show with ratings as low as Girls would be cancelled but, hey, they're White, they're rich and they're in New york so....

This show's ratings are nothing to write home about. Why is the media pretending like Girls is some blockbuster hit that everyone is watching?

She's the most conventionally attractive and that's the only reason she's scoring covers over the other Girls who are arguably more interesting both on and off-screen.

I had a situation like the first skit where I couldn't remember who helped me but I was confused between several White females. All the associates were blonde. I'm pretty sure it was Banana Republic.

Where's Liam Neeson?

Fox wins by default. Old people keep it on that station ALL DAY. They never change the channel for fear they might miss out on something they should be outraged about.

Wtf he literally even says "It's the way the Hollywood [ideal] is thrown at you. There's an element of wanting to be Ryan Gosling with a perfect six pack.'" I can't with this argument.