Damn, I need to stop chopping onions while I read posts at Jezebel....

Any ideas why medicine and advancements have increased the life expectancy of humans but not our canine and feline companions?

I would love to read Jezebel's take on the McQueen/Fassbender pic Shame.

Forgive my complete ignorance on this procedure but how many eggs do they take from a donor? I'm curious how one could be sure they weren't taking more than agreed upon.

The best shows in the U.S. are on cable— Breaking Bad, Shameless, Mad Men...etc. Aside from the obvious ability to cuss and get nekkid on cable it seems like the writers go for more realism in general.

I don't actually believe MJ molested any kids His behavior suggested someone suspended in childhood. To me it seemed he thought of himself as a child and wanted to hang out with other children. Most pedophiles act like normal adults but prey on children. Michael behaved like a child —with the Neverland ranch and other…

Pedophile conventions? How is that shit able to happen without a massive FBI raid?

I like how everyone fancies themselves to be "entertainers" who will be throwing epic gatherings in their home which require large dining areas, ballrooms etc.. where guests will gather to discuss art and literature. In actuality they'll be having a Superbowl party once a year where everyone will herd in the kitchen…

She will obviously be played by Sandra Bullock in the movie.

What happened to Tabloid Wednesday? :(

RE Kristin Wiig in GQ— They could have also put some clothes on her unless they're implying that "Bros" walk around half-naked in panties and a bra.

If your cat is sitting on your chest in the morning it's because it spent the night trying to steal your soul. Sweet dreams!

You're giving that cat too much credit— it's using that dog as a scratching post. Typical cat behavior. We are all just instruments to be used by them ...;)

The Kristin Cavallari rumor is actually true though...

I miss O.D.B too Mariah!

I would be more receptive to porn if it weren't so obviously geared toward males. The attempts I made to watch have put me off porn for the most part. Porn -at least the horrible ones I've seen- seem to reduce sex to its most basic act — sticking something into an orifice. I really don't need to see things THAT close…

Wow. Lauren Conrad met the Nikki Ninaj Superbass girls. I'm jealous. Best celeb sighting indeed.

Mochariffic Sugarpiss Delite?

If a man is attracted to your face it won't matter what length your hair is.

Today's Victoria's Secret models are nothing like the ones from the 90s. They are just as emaciated as high fashion models— indeed they are often the same women now since VS has begun casting high fashion girls.