At least she looks age-appropriate in these pics. On her show, some of her outfits make her look like an aging cheerleader trying to reclaim her high school glory days.

@la.donna.pietra: sorry Phinney. You'll live a few years longer if that helps;)

@weirdette: It pains me to see dogs kept outside in the yard all day. My dog wouldn't know what to do with himself if I locked him out of the house.

I've never understood the concept of the "outdoor" cat. I mean your cat can't be contained to just your yard and is roaming on other people's properties some of whom may not like cats. I know someone who has a serious cat phobia so I can only imagine what she does when someone's outdoor cat comes traipsing into her…

Sadly neither Lawrence nor Steinfeld have a shot at best actress. Neither of them have appeared on the cover of Vogue which is the true barometer of one's worth as an actress. Expect Natalie Portman to clean up.

@miamaya: Thanks to everyone who replied. I was genuinely curious about how people defined "Slut-shaming". Jezebel is the first place I'd ever heard the term.

I think it's time to actually define "slut-shaming" since I see it used here so often.

Prediction for next week's tabloid headlines:

Kids start teasing each other as young as 1st grade about their weight. I don't think an awareness of weight and wanting to lose pounds necessarily has to be delayed until after puberty. Believe me, kids who are overweight in grade school are made very aware of it. If they want to do something to lose weight in a…

For years I thought something was wrong with me for lusting after Ralph Fiennes's Nazi character in Schindler's List.

E! has a vested interest in constantly promoting the Kardashians since their show airs on E! Not a single episode of E! news goes by without several mentions of the Kardashians.

Does any really actually pose like that in their swimsuits at the beach?

Lauren Conrad's dress is only $99 on Urban Outfitters website.

Shit. So that small order of Wendy's natural cut fries with sea salt I just ate wasn't really 320 calories?

A bigger issue— Did your parents let you travel on vacay alone with your boyfriend when you were 16/17?

Sigh. So now Jezebel is promoting the Kardashians too?

I'm perfectly okay with a database of people who have been convicted of knowingly spreading HIV. The key word being CONVICTED. We have databases for child predators that serve the public well.

I was just thinking to myself, 'There haven't been enough Black Swan posts on Jezebel,' and like clockwork another one appears.

Can't. Take. Anymore. Black Swan-related posts.

Part time works for the Dutch because they don't rely on their jobs for medical insurance.