Honestly I would rather see her as the Democratic Presidential candidate than Pres. Obama at this point. Nancy is unabashedly liberal, she's gangsta and she gets things done.

When did it become not okay to have hair down below?

In the post-Paris Hilton era, girls know the consequences. That so many are still willing to take the risk is what makes me wonder.

I minored in lit but I'm not above a good guilty pleasure read. Lauren Conrad's books are a fun easy read. At least she's found a way to make money that doesn't involve staging photo-shoots and giving exclusive interviews about plastic surgery.

Marie Claire actually has a pretty good montly column called Big Girl in a Skinny world written by one of their plus-size writers. She basically gives tips on what types and brands of clothes she wears to look stylish in the fashion industry.

I didn't get the sense they were great students in high school with their C-D averages. C&T are perfectly nice kids but a scholarship might be best for an A student who is actually enthusiastic about learning.

Do people object to Christian churches being built next to women's healthcare clinics that have been bombed by so-called Christians who oppose abortion?

@Egoscarfed: I just think its weird that I've seen this parody posted and retweeted all over the web including other female-oriented websites and everyone got the joke but Jezebel.

I thought it was funny. She obviously didn't write this so why act like she did? She was clearly being tongue and cheek. I appreciated that most of her barbs were aimed at the guys.

What bugs me about Gabby's cover is that she's on it. I like Gabby. She's funny on The C Word but she does not make for a great cover subject.

@MissAimee:

Sigh. I'm going to sell out and buy this because I love Lauren Conrad.

I like how everything a woman does successfully must be for revenge.

I guess Carey isn't famous enough since I thought she was Michelle Williams when I saw that cover.

So you have to be sexy now to have a cooking show?

@lyra31: She already did an underwater shooton ANTM a couple of seasons ago.

Now that she's a mom and self-appointed mother Teresa Angelina can no longer be controversial herself so she projects it onto her children.

Echoing the comments of other posters I've never understood why Jezebel expects us to hate Lauren Conrad.

ONTD gave a hilarious review of this line a while back.

So tired of the reality tv covers. It's sad that I'm wishing for an A-list divorce or drug scandal just to see a real celebrity on a cover again.