“Just a couple folks carving it up.....” I’m not sure I would use that term for what they were doing....maybe ‘wallowing’ ;)

It always makes me feel better to know that occasionally, one of them manages to ditch the crew and escape to freedom.

You’re disappointed? Imagine how those cement barriers he passed through on either side feel.

Depends on the customer.

Hovering means your velocity is zero, and it remains zero. If your thrust is greater than you’re weight, you’re accelerating, and thus... not hovering.

google search “momentum” and go retake high school physics... then come back to this.

Scooters make great commuters and with floorboards I don’t have to worry about my flip-flops falling off.

I always thought it looked like the car’s anus.... in a bad way, I don’t like anthropomorphic assholes on my car.

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.

You need not look much farther for signs of the apocalypse than a comment thread open to the general public about someone who is successful. This guy, is literally trying to save your lives. He is trying to transform the world by eliminating our need to rely on fossil fuels, and at the same time, in case he can’t pull…