Please read all the way down to sentence #2:

wow how do u do it

To compensate, Musk decreed that the the steering “wheel” will be an obsidian triangle; speedometer will be replaced with a falcon screech loop and battery level indicator with varying intensity peppermint smell emitter.

If every term is usurped by some theoretical group without being eventually reclaimed back into the zeitgeist, then I supposed you’d be correct.

Don’t be cute. Just because they didn’t invent a word out of whole cloth, you can’t pretend that they haven’t made a concerted and very recognizable effort to usurp the term exclusively as an insult against left leaning individuals. Cuckold has also existed for quite some time; are you going to try and tell me that…

Welcome to Trump’s America, snowflake.

So did I. And no it wasn’t.

1) Tweets are tech.

So I guess the Department of Defense website’s Transgender Policy page with links to documents on how to implement said policy is... lemme guess... “fake news?”

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

It’s objectively true that Roger Ailes is in hell.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

Yup. Sadly, yup. The only thing that stopped me from loving this movie completely was Sudeikis’s absolutely magnificent performance as that piece of **** character.

Yeah she was. This is true, good point. It’s so weird though! She’s the uber-strong woman in all her roles. And she is so authentic too! She seems genuine and real.

Wasn’t she born into it though? I give more leeway to those people because leaving means losing their family. Maybe she’s a non-believer.

She’s a scientologist! I still can’t get over that lol

I would read the fuck out of a book about werecorgis.