Don't Scandinavians eat lutefisk, aka lye-soaked fish? I find it hard to believe that THIS is where they draw the line with "poison."

Middle school orchestras can be hell, unless they have a good teacher. And I am a pretty good teacher :)

it really is, isn't it? Also lovely in pumpkin beer

We mix Fireball with Angry Orchard cider, it's called Angry Balls. Tastes like spiced apple cider but gets you very drunk!

This seems like a good time to panic about the cyanide content of Amaretto.

To be fair, dihydrogen monoxide kills a lot of people every year.

Selfies have been around forever. They are not a new thing. I think we need to be done with people thinking selfies are new things invented by the current generation.

But...but...but...UBERTROUT STARTED IT!!!!!!

Ok, now I'm a massive lover of the clove, so the "spice" part of pumpkin spice is something that I quite enjoy.

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop sciencing, sir. You're ruining everyone's fun here tonight.

So awesome that this news broke the morning after I drank maybe kind of a lot of this. Antifreeze whiskey tastes good in apple cider.

Yeah...this pretty much sums up how dumb people are.

But the real question is whether it has gluten.

After the VMAs somebody on here commented that when Taylor Swift dances it looks like when you make your Barbie doll dance and it made me laugh so hard and was such a perfect description. Bless her heart for trying, though.

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Don't ruin this for me, I've just learned to embrace sweet, "girly" alco-bevs including fireball. And it's so nice in a hard cider.

I want the next storyline of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to involve the earth opening up and swallowing every last fucking one of them and never having to hear about them ever again.

If this is true, I have to think that she has something on him. Only way to explain his moronic response.

I see your "one child practicing trumpet" and I will raise you "I've taught beginning string players for nineteen years."