I tried really hard to read the Twilight books because my boss at the time - and every other female at the job I had just started were raving about it. So I got the free preview on my nook and read like 1 chapter and was just...NO.

I'm stuck in the same dilemma. So many friends are ACTUALLY excited and they might get mad at my constant mocking.

I'm way late to the party but WHY IN THE WORLD DID I LET MYSELF BE TALKED OUT OF MAJORING IN MARINE BIOLOGY?! I would SOOOOOO be working with adorable baby sea otters right now!

I want to forget I ever saw this monstrosity but I can't look away!

Ohmy god PLEASE do this!

Most of my family loves cheese balls. I'm firmly on the side of abomination. (My mom's uses deviled ham and crushed pineapple along with the cream cheese. So gross.)

I first read that as an "urban spoon fantasy novel" and it sounded just crazy enough to work in my head!

More to the point, sexual violence against women earns a lower MPAA rating than a film that features a scene of a woman enjoying sex.

you can only like one Deschanel and I chose Emily

CHROMATIC scales are the actual worst.

The only Bruce that I personally know is a guy who used to work with my dad. His brothers are Matthew, Mark, and Luke. (His parents thought he was going to die as an infant and wanted the "Gospel set" to all four be living. I find it kind of awesome that as a helpless baby he basically said "Yo fuck that I'mma live…

I would watch that episode with great interest.

According to an article on Bleacher Report, Ventura and Taveras became friends while they were both in the Minor Leagues.

I remember when I first started working at my old TV station as a web producer, right after a really terrible child abuse case that ended in the kid being killed. I'd been there for maybe two weeks, and had to pore through this police report, and crime scene photos, and it was the absolute worst day at work ever.

There are already at least two parodies of this up on the same website:

I'm from Evansville and have spent time in some areas of Posey County (although not where Joelle was found, for the record) and yes, there are some total creepholes there, as well as in some of the other rural areas.

Also there are so many articles about a looming chocolate shortage, and some jerks decide to do THIS with precious delicious cocoa resources.