If you’re working somewhere as a 26-year old that also employs 17-year olds, you probably have other issues to worry about.

I have a legitimate question.

Oh shut up

‘76-’82 colorado had a pro hockey team in denver.

It’s not Chicago, moron.

Do you guys feel at all bad/hypocritical for putting Grantland on blast for outing Dr. V, to only do the same thing a year or so later?

Dammit. I knew I was going to fuck up the math on that post and then I went ahead and did it.

“What was your high school mascot?”

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

In the real world, opposition to gun control is blatant endorsement of senseless gun violence, whether Dillon Gee is aware of it or not.

Yeah! How dare women who weigh less than you want to lose weight for whatever reason! They make me sick too.

So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.

I know as a white male I shouldn’t weigh in but there feels like more important or useful battles to fight then this one.

It was a blatant attack on a player. He wasn’t trying to lift the stick or get the puck because 1: the puck wasn’t anywhere near him, and 2: he swung from above in an axe-wielding motion. If this was Matt Cooke, we’d all be screaming that this guy shouldn’t ever be allowed to play in the league again.

Don't you love a 30 sec pre-roll ad followed by a 30 second clip? 30 sec pre-roll does nothing to help a brand's image... 15 sec I can deal with. maybe.

I got to watch an ad to open the post AND an ad to watch the clip! Double fun!

If you buy season tickets and root for every opponent, that is absolutely fine. Just don't call yourself a Sabres fan because that is absolutely not what you are.

I take it you're not familiar with all the news crew muggings that have happened in Oakland the last few years. Here:

Well I'm confused then. Are you saying your paycheck shouldn't correlate to how hard you work (in which case, why are you arguing the opposite in the CEO example)? Or are you saying it should (in which case, why are you arguing with sportswriters calling athletes overpaid)?