This comment will never be able to receive the number of stars it deserves. Bra-fucking-vo.

Sephiroth was a sled!

And they said the height of British navel supremacy ended years ago. 

If the front runner in the Democratic Party is not a Democrat, maybe not being a Democrat is a good thing. Maybe that indicates just how down the tubes the Democrat brand is.

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

I hate to say it but, that not actually true, since the 1970s. You just copyright it as choreography.

you come for pluto, you better watch uranus.

I totally agree. I’m an adult with kids, responsibilities and a fairly substantial admiration for the free time I get. This sounds absolutely horrible. 

Here’s some hot bullshit for you. I was playing for a couple hours yesterday and managed to get my honor up (the bar was noticeably leaning towards honorable, not in the middle).

Elephant delivery never really caught on.

That’s what Little Caesars did to their rival, Little Hannibals.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

1 if by run, pick 6 if by air.

No no no, you gotta give Trump voters some credit here. They really are this stupid.

Will’s letter seems to me to be the answer to “Which of these things is not like the others?”

Beautiful. Truly beautiful. Will T, we salute you!

What the hell, Drew? The man just wants you to help you make a good burger! Don’t big time the guy.

Hooray! Best of luck with your continued recovery, Fahey!