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I didn’t know I needed these dogs until right now.

*cute overload/collapse*

Welsh terriers? Rex looks like a piece of work!

Willow and Amy wish you a happy Thanksgiving!

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

This is Atticus.

Dwight’s a dick. A very photogenic, allergy-prone dick.

This is Danny. My wife and I adopted her about 2 months ago. She’s a pointer, pit bull, Chihuahua, German Shepherd and a bunch of other things mix. She’s super high energy and can be pretty damn annoying at times, but she’s mostly great

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

You think you can eat this doughnut? It’s already been eaten once, for the sins of the world. You can’t eat a doughnut twice!
You think it’s in your stomach, but it’s free! You’re the one that’s in a stomach, with your rules and your society.

He’s my new favorite player in the NBA.

You missed the Stanley Cup of chowder:

I think we have reached “peak coffee” with beers. Brewers are sticking coffee in everything lately and it’s not working as well as they think. I’ve had a number of coffee IPAs that were straight-up awful, and a coffee blonde that wasn’t too bad, but for me, I think coffee needs to stay in the Porter/Stout lane. If…

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Pretty sure this is on ownership or front office, not McDermott. Only explanation for the Monday press conference where he said he was sticking with Tyrod.

I keep asking this and still I have gotten no response. I am genuinely interested: which AAA game has gone full pay to win multiplayer like this?

Agreed, let’s get blue first then try to swing the thing further left.

Not the usual result when a Bills fan mentions a ‘painful burning sensation’.

You couldn’t even post this under your own name, Burneko.