That said, huge fan of Gansett and PBR, if you’re down to have a garbage beer (or in Gansett’s case, just a beer). Despite originally coming from the 315, never came across Utica Club. Just heard bad things from elder folk

Al Franken has quickly become a real dated reference at this point

I’d say he’s no more likely to be doping than Bolt or Gatlin. Take that however you like.

Quality marketing copy from Cloudburst. I admire their dedication to snark. Should I find myself in Seattle, I will feel compelled to check out their taproom.

Very relatable

I, too, enjoy bold fashion design

I am of the opinion that if you are lining up in the 100-meter finals at the Olympics there is a greater chance than not that you have doped at some point. I am skeptical that Bolt has been clean his entire career, though I am less skeptical that he was dirty in Rio

I’ve never picked up on that with Simcoe myself, though I’ve heard it’s a distinct trait of Idaho-7. Personally, exposure to oniony IPA’s, a la the Original Peak Organic IPA and Shipyard IPA, was a real turn off to the flavor profile to me. That said, I do prefer an earthier IPA nowadays to the friendlier (and to my…

Rain dance!

Check back in 30-50 years, I’ll let you know how it went, if spite hasn’t killed you by then.

Sure, I’ll bite, because it’s pretty clear to me that you don’t get out much and you could use the virtual company.

Sure, if you consider me hideous. I’m very comfortable with my body image.

Yeah you do. It says on the picture

To prove to you that that’s not a high school graduation I’ll ask you to look up the Brown University crest on google image. You’ll find it matches the crest on the sash

Naw, my man, don’t worry about it. Frankly, you couldn’t manage to hurt my feelings. I’m a college grad with a great job and a bright future, you’re just an asshole

Cannot wait to strike it big like you, burner account Gizmodo commenter! When all the Gizmodo readers, including myself, are all living the .01% high life thanks to your insights on REALITY and OPPORTUNITY, I’ll make sure to send you a bottle of Cognac

Another Eagles fan here. I cannot fathom how a title-less franchise with a legitimate shot at a title would not put themselves in the best possible position to win that title. It’ll be a whole hell of a lot harder to be a fan, if they don’t hire him

Sounds like the Eagles could take a knee.

Worth every penny

Close, lakeland terriers. He is indeed a piece of work, but we wouldn’t have him any other way