Yeah, but where do you draw the line between yourself and a Darren Rovell type? Is it his gross commercialism or his Jake Gyllenhaal Nightcrawler-esque treatment of content?

*funner is an alternative word

This is what we get instead of the National Endowment for the Arts. What a time to be alive.

The man generally decrying “geniuses” is also the one calling recess a sport. Makes a whole lot of sense.

Tom Brady might be a fancy dog, but he’s not a very good dog.

Yemen is also one of the states targeted by Trump’s Muslim ban. In essence, this makes a bad situation of foreign relations with Yemen far worse.

Obama’s 2011 SIV review was designed to expedite the immigration of American allies in Iraq and Afghanistan. Those very people are being hung out to dry by Trump, which is totally fucked up.

Most likely. The system we used in the House was called “IQ” (Intranet Quorum) and it had a remarkably well-updated listing of constituents by name, address, email, phone number etc. We would come across the occasional unlisted person and get some contact info (particularly address). If we had reason to believe they…

Samesies, except I was in Washington. I cannot say that I loved calls saying “I wish all the Democrats in Congress would wake up dead” (even though that statement was nonsensical). That said, that caller wasn’t a constituent so even if they commented on a real issue we still would have simply ignored their call.

There are all these people claiming I don’t have pages. That’s crazy. I have billions of the best white pages. You haven’t seen such white pages in your life. You want to see someone without pages. Hillary has no pages. All these emails, but no pages.

You aren’t wrong and I wish he was playing, but it’s an understandable decision given he’s not yet playing the minutes.

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—

Phil Jackson

He’s the pitcher Wisconsin Republicans deserve. Paul Ryan would be a big fan if he knew anything about sports

The news also comes right before his free college tuition announcement. Your critique is very sharp. He is indeed a snake, but he is also an effective (venomous?) snake.

This article brings to mind a tangentially related idea I once had while considering the Gordian knot of doping in athletics. I classically have been opposed to doping, but it occurred to me the only thing that bothered me about doping was the dishonest, unfair field. If there were to be doping and non-doping…

I could be wrong but I imagine a strategy like blood doping would go a long way for all three events. Perhaps anti-doping officials can spot something that would be applicable to all three but I doubt it. I simply think that the scrutiny does not exist. There is an argument to be made that if it were higher profile,…

Hit the nail on the head with the final line. It doesn’t matter that this may not be a real disaster (though I think it is). There is nothing left in this country to believe in.

My weakass response, I really dig your display name.

The only thing that could possibly make this post better would be if there were a GIF or Vine of him blowing his nose into his milk before he drank it.