Would rather buy a Cayman/Boxster than a 911.

blah blah blah specs vents yeah whatever

Black paint job and a Buick emblem and you have yourself a bad-ass 2016 Grand National

"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons"

You misspelled beautiful. Change the color of that 458 and it would look great.

Please, don't call it the iSupra850XDriveS

what

they do all right.

KAMAZ TRUCKS IS ONLY ANSWER

Elise?

XC70

you poor thing

Come on Kinja, sometimes I'm pending aproval and Mr. zvf70629 (seems legit) here is kinja-approved

Much like a German stylist, you look bitter

Freakin' S. Car. Go. NICE.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

#FIEROFRIDAY

Psh, Ferrari. I drove Raph's Bug. That thing will teach you about life, and (maybe) death, and a lot of stuff in betwixt, like the fact that one wheel from a rollerblade actually does a decent gas pedal impersonation.

ya let's turn it into a loaner all jalopnik readers can drive

I think Doug's paint is so shiny because you waxed poetic all over that motherfucker.