You got me.

At least he picked cool cars.

NASCAR.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I raise you one tattoo of a little devil standing behind a PT Cruiser.

Just name it Fister. Do it now.

Fiser means farting in Swedish.

so wheels

There's a Peugeot in that picture?

Fistler. obviously.

Now is the perfect time to bring justice to the world and unite Ferrari, Maserati, Alfa Romeo, Fiat, Dodge, Ram, Jeep, SRT, and Chrysler under a name that should have graced an Auburn Hills skyscraper decades ago:

I dunno... I wouldn't mind having a 135i clown shoe.

How un-Jalop of you.

le sigh

Many people would say a "REAL Jeep owner" wouldn't be driving a Grand Cherokee. ;)

This would avoid a moose and get you through the snow and wouldn't be an obnoxious POS.

The 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee, which is pictured above, didn't do particularly well in Scandanavia's industry standard Moose Test, which is to show how a car reacts when a moose wanders onto the road. Have they fixed it for 2014?

In the past six months I've gone on two European road trips, both a week long. The first was when I went to the UK to hang out with Chris Harris and I drove his CLS63 Shooting Brake. The entire week, that car was the only AMG car I saw, compared to the 80-100 I see per day in LA. I had to add a pint of oil (those…

240D? You are a patient man.