Now this is a good looking bomber...

Of course it was designed for a wheels up landing!! What an amazing aircraft. This here is exactly what designing a purpose built aircraft gets you.

Damn the A-10 is cool.

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running “a bit peaked.” Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. “Ah,” the fighter pilot remarked, “The dreaded seven-engine approach.”

There’s the old joke where a Pilot on an overseas commercial flight announces one of the plane’s four engines quit, but all is ok....they’ll just arrive at their final destination about 20 minutes later than scheduled.

Derek Zoolander School For Planes That Can’t Take Off Good And Want To Do Stealth Things Good Too

Correct. The F-22 flies combat sorties. The F-35 doesn’t do anything.

And some day, Jalopnik will hire one of those! Until then…

And that was in full production in more or less final form, vs. this ridiculous development WHILE producing charade.

does the grammar “needs fixed” bother anybody else?

Why Buy A New BMW X3, When You Can Get A Sexy Ferrari 355 F1 Serviced?

Maybe they went full retard like the last gen Ford GT so we get to watch DeMuro trying to get in one.

We’ll call you “Eagle Eye”! 🦅

I think you’re lost. This is Jalopnik.

The crowds will never hear it coming.

Don’t say touchdown like you landed the first stage of a rocket. You’re not worthy.

Crossing my fingers for:

But they hired themselves the absolute best non-union Mexican equivalent of Steve Jobs money can buy!

Pwincess bowcow