Are you insinuating that I would make such immature puns?

Your country state has a “Smoky Bacon Margerita” How’s that any....

Mayonnaise is truly the nectar of the gods, but WHY WOULD YOU PUT A BANANA ON IT?!

Comes with its own detachable leaf blower under the hood. NP

He’s an undeserving shyster like Obama and gore and many many others. The Nobel has been politicized left almost since inception.

And that, my friends, is how you make a 1981 Dodge Colt worth $38.46.

Isn’t it not?

Isn’t “Dumb Idiot” a double negative…?

Especially the part about it not happening in Florida.

So is that the real noise or are they pumping it in to the atmosphere using speakers in the body panels?

Who knew that Porsche secretly collaborated with Ferrari on the 993.

I am so ready for Season 3. DOORS LIKE THIS!

I asked my bank account. This was it’s reply.

Shouldn’t this item be saved for Friday?

I know a bunch of people who leave it extended so it doesnt do the whole “im going 70+ mph and now the cop next to me knows because the spoiler just came out as he was watching me go by”

Knowing Porsche....this is probably an upcharge.......

Anyone else think parking a Porsche that close to water without any sort of curb is Risky Business?

I appreciate what you did there :)

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

Power lines? Huh.. I always thought the problem with Saturns were the rings.