Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your Girl Friend so she’ll be more desirable to her next Boy Friend.

I applaud him for taking his toys out of the box and playing with them. You only live once.

When I was in third grade, I drew a Countach in my notebook and the teacher got mad at me so I blamed in on my friend. Then in 5th grade I brought my Hot Wheels collection to Sunday School and the pastor took my rocket car called Hellraiser and wouldn’t give it back. But the worst...the worst of all...was the time I…

Is Gawker leaking again?

how exactly does one sustainably source rocks?... do they plant new ones?

Urban vs suburban is described in the same quote, get out

What the fuck are you on about? Go back to Gawker with that race-baiting nonsense.

I had to work. Flew our company Boeing BBJ 767-200ER across the Atlantic. Due to favorable winds, we flew a more Northerly route than usual. Getting to see the Northern Lights was a good substitute for gettin lit with family and friends.

Sorry, they weren’t children screaming they were goats. I’ll try to keep it down next time.

To be fair, at that speed there will be so much wind noise from the massive panel gaps on a 4th gen F-body that you’ll hardly even notice the plastic creaking like a WWII submarine.

Does anyone proofread these articles? Has some quicks? And gets 20 mph?

I’m pretty sure he was just in there to catch someone to brag to about his car.

Wait, if you’ve already bought one why would you go to the store for another? Can’t you just call or something? Sounds like a poser or someone with no friends just trying to impress randos.

I hope it’s Pudd-E.

I bet he got off at the wrong station.

who?

I wanna see them piss off some methed up semi drivers.

Yeah! And PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period. :)

Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.