This is perfect.

Plus, when the blight comes we’re screwed.

Is that a leather cup holder in the dash?

You're Instagram famous.

Idk, I didn't write the headline. Prob fwd.

Okie dokie.

It’s definitely a Buick. The badge on the front, which I didn't get a pic of, was the Buick badge

It’s probably gonna be something like this:

It honks the horn.

When I can program it to recognize the middle finger as a horn honk, I'm in.

What the hell are you? You're my fuckin hero and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. :)

Gallardo’s don't have scissor doors.

Great, now all I want is a solid gold stapler.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo dude.

Jiminy jillickers.

Being sober is overrated. Ask the Jodi know?

Guess she was Lambdumb. I'll see myself out.

Don't you mean Road & Track says?

Someone definitely got a lump of coal this morning.