It honks the horn.

When I can program it to recognize the middle finger as a horn honk, I'm in.

What the hell are you? You're my fuckin hero and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. :)

Gallardo’s don't have scissor doors.

Great, now all I want is a solid gold stapler.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo dude.

Jiminy jillickers.

Being sober is overrated. Ask the Jodi know?

Guess she was Lambdumb. I'll see myself out.

Don't you mean Road & Track says?

Someone definitely got a lump of coal this morning.

Are you saying there was something wrong with this Star Wars (and the “first three”) movie(s) in general?

“...and Europe saw an increase of more than percent.”

She not he.

I'm waiting for the story from Tavarish on how we'd be stupid not to buy this.

Ear your cale smoothie, listen to your vinyl and stfu. Lol.

No one asks who the porn star is? For shame Jalopnik.

Umm, she's still not going to f$&@ you.