Is that a Lexus SC? Aka The Worst Car in the World?

Could also call it the YouTube setting.

I think I saw your Porsche parked on 12th street a couple of weeks ago. Unless there’s another brown 944 (924?) with a Jalopnik sticker in NYC.

Do they have anything bigger than a 737?

Because Archer.

Been to lots of sports bars in NYC. I gotta ask which one you’re referring to?

I haz it.

Damn, tree’d.

Omg that's terrible, they still make Shasta?

I have a very vivid memory of my uncle picking me up one day in an Allante that he convinced the dealership to loan him for the weekend. He was by far the greatest talker I’ve ever known. Anyway, he took me for a ride around my neighborhood. I was prob 12-13 at the time and thought it was awesome. Yes, it’s a piece of…

Shhhhhhh...don't give them ideas.

The swivel chair with the fluffy white cat.

I read they replaced the F1 “fuel pump” with one of the Jag supercharged V8’s.

Time for a dinner party. I'm thinking middle eastern delicacies.

I know you said 991.2 but...

Cause he's f$&@ing Dracula, that's why.

Quick, someone get Lewis Hamilton’s phone before its “destroyed”.

Uggghhhhh. I would so take a ride home today but I’m not out of work til about 6:30. By home I mean the bar.