Omg that's terrible, they still make Shasta?

I have a very vivid memory of my uncle picking me up one day in an Allante that he convinced the dealership to loan him for the weekend. He was by far the greatest talker I’ve ever known. Anyway, he took me for a ride around my neighborhood. I was prob 12-13 at the time and thought it was awesome. Yes, it’s a piece of…

Shhhhhhh...don't give them ideas.

The swivel chair with the fluffy white cat.

I read they replaced the F1 “fuel pump” with one of the Jag supercharged V8’s.

Just realized this is Gizmodo. Nevermind. Carry on.

Gets rid of cars and airplanes? You sure you're in the right place?

Time for a dinner party. I'm thinking middle eastern delicacies.

I know you said 991.2 but...

Cause he's f$&@ing Dracula, that's why.

Quick, someone get Lewis Hamilton’s phone before its “destroyed”.

Uggghhhhh. I would so take a ride home today but I’m not out of work til about 6:30. By home I mean the bar.

Obligatory.

“Look, there are a plethora...”

There needs to be like a super star or star plus button. Well done.

Saved.

I’ll choose the first option please.

Didn’t you increase the cost of the Chrysler 200 by ~64%?