No joke - this sort of content is exactly what I love about Jalopnik. Some off the wall little thing 99% of people would never think about twice, like ones about the tiny arrows on the gas gauge or some weird concept car from 1973.

Wait, do you think you earn interest on stock?  Good luck out there!

Dude...the milks are all different colors. Those colors may differ by store, but still. In my jurisdiction, wrong milk is Negligent Homogenicide.

Lol, no. I’m 36, firmly in millennial territory. 

big if true

So the evaluation would be identical for -anyone- who is poor and unable to skip work to get treated or evaluated?

I have owned lots of stick shift cars, and I still hate driving them in traffic.

It’s almost like they don’t want to sell to informed consumers who do their prep, rather take advantage of the sucker who walks in the door with absolutely no clue.

I don’t know whether to laugh or get mad at these responses. It’s almost like they don’t want to sell to informed consumers who do their prep, rather take advantage of the sucker who walks in the door with absolutely no clue.

god forbid the echo chamber becomes slightly less echo-y

“PUSH/BUZZ/LIGHT” the carton says. Damned shame the smokes weren’t of the “PUSH/LIGHT/BUZZ” variety.

They are only making 5. Five! Unless you find out who bought one, travel to that part of the world, break into their compound and some how get into the garage with out being torn to shreds by their dobermans ....probably not.

The badge.

I’ve got bad news....

I went out and got my license to carry for this exact reason. The fear mongering is unreal. Like you there was about 15 of us who showed up at the range. White people were shook. One had the nerve to ask why we were there. Lol. Funny thing is that it was hosted by a black officer from Houston and a black State…

They’re scared.

More people die from sharp instruments or blunt force trauma from things like baseball bats and hammers than guns. So what's your point?

It's already banned from being sold to minors? 

This isn’t necessarily what people are going to want to discuss the most when talking about this episode but, seriously, the vaping ban is absolute fucking horseshit and is a rather transparent example of the government being bought off by big tobacco. All of the people who died were vaping some kind of dodgy THC…