You say no used. I say used. Get anInfiniti or Lexus. At least as reliable as a new Impala. Certified with extended warranty from the manufacturer. Rear wheel drive. Call it a day.

I feel like this comment went underappreciated.

“We plan to have it ready in time for Moab”

Late 90's Tacomas had a button on the dash to disable the interlock incase you needed the starter for these shenanigans

Let me get this straight. The city of Pontiac is pissed that someone is parking a bunch of cars in a parking lot?

So they get offended by a VW impound lot impersonating pre-game parking, but never had problem with the Lions impersonating a football team?

Yes because parking cars in a parking lot should be at the top of this area’s list of critical issues.

Wow. Life was hard for a young aviation enthusiast before Google Image Search.

Dying a Virgin should be nothing new to Gizmodo readers.

Another soldier who went above and beyond for the sake of our Curiosity. o7

Funny how we may all argue and differ on the idea of the “Best” car, but we all tend to agree on the “Worst.”

Fun fact: Curiosity’s wheel treads include cutouts that spell JPL in morse code; they leave that imprint everywhere the rover goes. That’s right; JPL is monogramming Mars.

I don’t understand why teens

“daughter hated driving a Hyundai; is spoiled brat; drove mom’s BMW to school”

Similarly, do not put your hand in your mower while it’s running.

what do i win?

And Mary Barra was like “See, the Cobalt actually saved someone!”

A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.

D.B. Pooper

Parachute, poorly faked death.