Find a cream puff first generation Lexus LS400, dump some of the rest of the money into making it cosmetically and mechanically perfect, and drive the shit out of it for the next 20 years.

Because people whine when offered something besides neutral.

This is more of a general statement, but David, I’m always, always, always so impressed with the depth, research and detail that goes into your stories. Well done brother, great stuff.

This should be easy.

$90k

It’ll be released just in time to compete with the new Mazda Rx-9.. *cough*

It could have been worse.

Pretty sure a tossed salad can be fun...

Interior quality is lacking.

Knowing GM she probably scratched the paint

Is this going to be another NSX boondoggle? Because it feels like another NSX boondoggle.

Well, when you’re really heavy you have to deal with these types of problems. If he were 8 feet tall and his head kept wearing out the headliner, would anyone expect Hyundai to keep replacing the headliner?

-$2000, and I get to kick Marchionne in the nuts.

I want my tax dollars back from this one.

Quote from the guy recording this:

“I drive at 54 MPH, for copyright reasons”
- Sammy Hagar

“I drive at 54 MPH, because 55 is the LIMIT.”

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

These just seem like dick moves now... When I turned my jetta in I felt sort of bad for the guy at the dealership because he keeps getting harassed and blamed by customers. The guy at the dealership probably had nothing to do with the scandal. Just turn in the car. It’s not that hard to act like an adult.

The ‘vandalized’ car owner may have been better off spray painting the whole car a uniform fluorescent pink instead making it look like it was defaced by an angry tween.