My tent has been pitched!

I spray asshats who tailgate... are you a tailgating asshat?

I also propose that anyone who uses their windshield washers while driving on a sunny day on the highway be pulled over and squirted in the eye with a spray bottle.

On the domestic side, gotta nominate the Neon SRT-4. At one point a few years ago, I thought an SRT-4 could be cheap thrills and started looking for one. Then I realized they were all horribly modified and beat on. All of them.

I want to smack every Wrangler I see running those poison green headlights.

Did you pull over too when it broke down?

“Yes 911, I have tail-pipe sniffing commoner following me. It appears that he is infatuated with the sound of my chariot’s sonorous flatulence and my unwavering, inflated sense of self worth.” 

As a man with a wife and 2 kids, I agree with you. My car is mostly clutter-free, but the wife’s SUV gets purged twice per year and immediately fills up again within a week. It’s difficult to understand how so much stuff gets put into it without anything ever being removed.

GLITTER, Glitter everywhere.

The smell and stickyness of mimosas and baby formula will coat the rear seats by week’s end.

This...is why I will not give me wife my car and take her car for commuting. Yes, driving the family luxo-SUV to work and back every day doesn’t make sense. She works from home most of the time. But fuck if I am going to let her trash the inside of my barge.

I read the same thing but we apparently kant reeed gud. He was saying that the Golf R comes in manual and is cheaper and is basically the same thing.

That’s what I thought too, to the point I started looking for it on Audi’s website. But it’s really just a confusing sentence. What it should really say is “The Golf R shares its platform with the S3. Unlike the S3 however, the Golf R can be ordered with a manual.”

Sounds about right. I’m also guessing that the trunk/hatch area probably doesn’t even exist anymore in their mind, right? Filled with useless crap that doesn’t at all need to be in the car but can’t be bothered to remove it?

My girlfriend’s Focus has a similar feature. It originally had 5 seats, but now has two and a shoe/sweatshirt bench.

“It is stupid, wrong, and dirty.”

Toyota, if you put it into production, we will love you forever and no one will call you boring ever again. Promise.

I am going to come out and say it, I love it. It is stupid, wrong, and dirty.

Can we have F1 like that again? Without all the fiery death, of course.

That’s pure Gilles Villeneuve.
That wheel lock up just transpires Dijon 1979:

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.