That’s something you learn to hone while riding a motorcycle really quickly. Only replace “stupidest” with “murderest.”

This is assuming all manual drivers aren’t obnoxious asshats heel-and-toeing their way to the grocery store and bragging about it on the internet.

Absolutely this. You can’t change them so don’t try.

What I wish I could do:

Drive one of these.

I’ve always been very good at predicting other drivers moves...friends ask how I do it. I simply say “Think of the stupidest thing they could possibly do right now, and that’s probably what’s going to happen” I also watch several cars in front of them, which help predict their moves.

Give them a wide berth. Try to breathe deeply. Resist the urge to be vindictive. You can’t change patterned behavior from where you’re sitting. I mean, not legally at least.

This takes care of most of them

Neutral: How Can Maserati Replace Ferrari?

Then there’s this, part truck, part beast.

This is the best headline in the history of Jalopnik.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

Didn’t this guy get ranked one of the worst CEOs at one point?

Which brings me to my biggest driver pet peeve: mirror adjustment. Next time you’re on the road, look at the drivers in front of you. You will be able to see the eyes or face of very, very few of them...meaning that their mirrors are a total afterthought, not properly adjusted and never, ever used.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

Yes, it’s exactly what we need!

Haha.

How about allowing people to email in the evidence of left-lane hogs. Video of their crimes showing the time they loitered and their speed. The good citizens who turn them in get 1/3 of the fine collected.

As do mine. And yet it never seems to really work.

This is what high beams are for....and mine get a workout for exactly this reason.