You love to see it!

Elon has made clear he believes all his supporters are real people and all his opponents are bots. No amount of evidence will convince him otherwise. 

HAHAHAHAHA. What in fuck did he think was going to happen. Musk is nowhere near as popular IRL as he thinks he is online. Admittedly thats because the army of Musk stan bots don't exist IRL but you'd have thought he'd have worked that out by now.

probably one step further. Will take credit for revolutionizing it.

extremely looking forward to the part where elon denies there was ever any doubt about using radar in the first place

I mean this from the very bottom of my heart...

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

So basically, he can’t not be an asshole.

Qualifying was insane. Each session delivered so much excitement. I dared not hope that Mags would hold on to pole until Russel had his bizarre spin.

Hell yes, screwball shit like this is why you keep watching after the championship is spoken for.

You know I totally forgot about the new Integra...that’s not a bad price but with destination fee you are just under $37k

Can’t you get a new Integra for under $35k? I mean, not the one you really want (the one with the manual) but still..

Unfortunately, many Tesla shareholders are Musky fanboys

I really hope Twitter goes under. Also, Facebook.

Only 14%.  So if sufficient other shareholders banded together, they could oust him.

Extrapolating from FIA actions in 2021 and 2022, I predict that FIA will award the 2023 title to Red Bull--two hours before the season opener in Bahrain.

Venmo, the next Nigerian Prince

I keep getting emails from Venmo telling me how I can invest my Venmo money into crypto.  Yeah, and I can set it on fire too.  

“It’ll save them a few dollars. I mean those things are pretty cheap.”

And now she has learned a valuable lesson, the police’s desire to help is highly conditional on them seeing you as “one of the good ones” and as soon as they think you aren’t, they will kill you in a heartbeat with a smile on their lips and a song in their heart. ACAB.