The only way I would watch this is with Crow and Tom Servo sitting next to me.

“Ahhh...henh haha...uh...oh, um...”

The funny thing about this whole thing: that burn on GOT was accurate.

Apparently Tina Belcher became a writer this season and we never even knew.

“Hey, we know that looked like it was sloppy writing, but it’s only because we had to cut some bad writing that just couldn’t fit.”

“Hey, this season-long storyline has been kind of weird and poorly explained, should we leave in this brief scene that at least makes the ending vaguely understandable?”

That’s why my theory was always that Arya was assuming LF was listening in on the confrontation with Sansa, and dropped that line about the pretty dresses hoping that LF would take it literally but that her sister would pick up on the subtext.

I’m no genius, but wasn’t that obvi that Bran clued the sisters in? He jumped in during the “trial” which, judging by the sisters’ unsurprised reaction, told me that the three siblings had been talking.

Fine, but it doesn’t really explain why Arya would suddenly feel all murdery with her sister, and start talking about taking her place to wear her pretty dresses—something she explicitly has been shown not to care about.

I’m about 90% convinced, but it took that interaction with Tyrion to convince me. Before, when it was just Jaime, I totally thought she was lying, but she has much less motivation to lie to Tyrion (especially considering she didn’t TELL Tyrion). Also, I think she would have fought harder to keep Jaime from leaving if…

Sooooo I’m a complete neophyte when it comes to GoT, with only a passing familiarity with most of the characters and virtually no knowledge of the lore. But from a sheerly dramatic standpoint, if someone was going to have to die to fight off the ice zombie invasion... wouldn’t it be the most dramatically satisfying…

Jesus Fucking Christ, stop with the “this is what we think will happen” articles...especially with those headlines! I know you’re doing everything GoT because you’re click-whores, but for fuck’s sake...ENOUGH.

It’s Jaime and Cersei not Jon and Dany the “love” of a short season compared to the “love” of the entire series. It’s Jaime also Valyrian words for lord and light are aeksio and onos and Valyrian words for gold and hand are aeksion and ondos. Second time he tempered the sword it was a lion heart. He is younger then…

Still hoping for Jamie Lannister to be the one

Harryhausen hand animates them.

There’s one brief part of the scene last week (two weeks ago?) when Arya is stalking Littlefinger where she observes him talking to a blond servant girl. It seems like she’s been spying for him (Varys had his little birds, so did Cersei, so did he). They wouldn’t put that in for no reason, so Arya & Sansa’s weird…

Tormund is almost certainly alive because D&D would milk the hell out of his death.

BRAN: Dames, who needs ‘em? But you and me, pal, we get each other. Just two bros, hangin’ out, shootin’ the shit, doin’ man stuff. Like, um... um... scratchin’ our balls and... sports? And? ...er... my omniscience power is leaving me hanging here...

Eat it, Littlefinger!