I would be unforgivably remiss if I did not point out how unbelievably attracted I am to Ellie Kemper. She is the very reason my wife and I have a celebrity clause in our marital vows....and we both insisted she be at the top of the list. If you’re out there Ellie, I’m burning a torch for you in the least creepy way…

Sally is a Hero!!!

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

In past years, movies like Inception and anything involving Jason Bourne have topped box office charts, but those films hewed to a kind of reality that’s at the very least recognizable

“I apologize to Congressman Duffy for referring to him as a moron. I should have said he is a liar and a charlatan.”

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

My husband is in a union, not SAG, but he’s under the parent union that governs them all. Union dues go toward pension, health insurance and a laundry list of “others.”

I am barely in SAG (so I might be wrong), but my understanding is you only are eligible for health insurance if you meet a minimum income every year through acting (a minimum income that is actually pretty high). You can be a part of SAG but still not qualify for their health insurance. I don’t know if there are…

It may not be as pretty, but your mouth won’t care.

#TeamSneakers

Well, let me paint you a picture of what it’s like;

As someone who worked on some big game (AC:Bro, AC:Rev, AC3, etc.), this is bullshit.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

Unpopular opinion:

Bwa ha ha- this is delicious! Thanks for the giggle!

My parents decided it was a good idea to go to see The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover with me in the theatre. I was 11.

Cynthia Nixon, that’s nice. But I love Jennifer Ehle! I’m still waiting for her career to take off.