you don’t get to have Jesus back unless there is a Temple - so fuck everything and everyone.

in the VFX/Games industry this is pretty standard.

“...decorative branches...”

this still leaves room in the marketplace for my ‘Naked Chicks Grilling Fish Calendar’ (tm)

this is the Alpha and Omega on Christmas Albums:

what’s the Federal Law he’s about to break? pretty sure Joe Schmo can’t just launch a fucking missile anytime he wants to - oh wait, is this part of that ‘well organized militia’ horseshit?

God Dammit Charlie....

setting aside the process of accusation/investigation/judgement/conviction - if things like this are to be decided in the people’s court then lets all just admit it - instead of talking about ‘justice’. I shouldn’t have to say that being very uncomfortable with ‘accusation = guilt’ doesn’t mean the accusations…

as much as I’d like Jenny Slate to be happy in her relationships I can’t help but hope she stays single until the day we have some kind of meet cute and fall hopelessly in love...TEAM SLATE!

maybe we should ask what the stock photo lady does?

I’d be surprised if it was less than 9/10.

my fav:
“The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.” — Nikki Glaser

No Tatjana Patitz or Yasmeen Ghauri - No thank you!

I’m all for things like this...it makes the inevitable “Conservative Senator Caught With Porn” stories all the more hilarious.

I guess she’s sick of the Transformers films too...

can’t find the info atm but I’ve read in a number of places that you’re more likely to have you weapon used against you than be able to use it to defend yourself.

here is the letter in question:

she needs lots of room for all the books she has.