mgoldfarb
goldfarb
mgoldfarb

“...a unified conception of the spiritual and moral upbringing and the development of the younger generation...”

check and mate.

joke about Butt Dialling

I imagine the German, Irish, Welsh, Scottish, French (etc etc) versions of this story are, ironically, identical.

Balance Your Checkbook?

it’s a pretty low bar.

what. THE FUCK. is that first clip?

the pilot is...not good.

This is going to make Cathy’s Birthday lunch on Monday pretty awkward.

generally any publisher who has the balls to say “we just publish the best stuff that gets submitted” should have a ingesting system where any and all identifying info is stripped from all submissions (where possible) and the submission is simply given a number generated by the date it was received.

I’ve always interpreted things like “you don’t have to respond” to mean “I don’t want you to respond, I just wanted to express whatever it was and not get into a whole conversation about it”

how is it these idiots can use Twitter but not Google?

fuck this, I want a game where I can kiss the girl AND grab the snowball.

possible side boob.

“...outside his rustic cabin”

a big commercial for tampons or a commercial for a big tampon?

this is sexual assault.