But just think!  You can get a brand new car, interest FREE for 7 years and no payments for 6 months!!!  BUY BUY BUY!

US Politics simplified:

Yet, Vancouver is getting worse?!? Are they collectively staying home and smoking weed more?

This is still all just a Democratic hoax, right?

Jeebus, that thing sounds like a freakin lawn mower! ...Oh wait.

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

It gets worse: Trump is trying to buy exclusive rights to a coronavirus vaccine so that only Americans will get it.  He’s literally trying to ensure that non-Americans will die needlessly.  To make it worse, it’s a German company! So he’s needlessly pissing off our allies again, too.

If only I could star this a thousand times!

I don’t know if America will go the full-lockdown route (in the way China and South Korea did) because of our insatiable appetite for freedom (and hamburgers hamberders)

Airport workers just aren’t showing up for their shifts. And probably rightly so, since the higher ups are just fucking morons. There is incompetence everywhere and this virus is exposing it all. Employees coming in contact with possibly sick passengers without protective gear?

I am glad they included Blue the Farm cat in there, since I think a lot of people don’t realize that barn cats are a working animal. Without them, the barn, the crops, and farm animal feed would be wiped out from mice. Barn/farm cats are not pets, they are a very necessary working member of the farm.

Meh. 

Europe is really old. These planes could be filled with actual ghosts.

“It reads as more of a rant or opinion piece.”

And must explain to everyone how he is right and they are wrong.

Lol of course you drive a 'Vette

Seriously...but at least we now know he has a “vette” and knows statistic words which was probably the whole point

Decades ago.

So, when does construction of the space wall begin?

Hot take: You don’t need the V6. Up here in the Rockies, people seem perfectly content puttering around in their even-more-gutless Crosstreks/Legacies/Imprezas, so this would definitely feel like an upgrade.