Who knows if my cellphone’s listening right now. 

Is that why I keep getting ads for fiber supplements?

Should be the other way around - we should have privacy as standard and companies should pay us for our data.

I think everything he watches is on a 50 or 60 year delay so I don’t think he got this.

Pretty sure those people somehow still delude themselves into believing that Melanie (note: intentional) brings “class” back to the White House now that she’s first lady, and the rest of the world respects Trump because he’s “tough.”

This should just generally be a worldwide policy for all sports until January 2021:

Man, got to feel bad for that casting couch. 

Trying to remember who it was that said that as far as Fox News is concerned, being a brunette is a physical deformity.

So you’re saying that now that Hulk Hogan and Dog the Bounty Hunter’s stardoms are waning, the real money is in having the peroxide contract on Fox News? Or are they all natural because they were bleached in the clone vats?

It seems more amusing even now that Megyn Kelly once thought she was “special”.....

This is a trick photo! All of those are the same woman, plus Glenn Beck, and ... what’s his name over there... Ann Coulter!

Well, ideally 40 years ago when all the fossil fuel companies definitely knew. Then we could have dealt with it without any major repercussions most likely. Now is just mitigation.

*whispers*

In Costa Rica, we used to call ‘em tree chickens (gallitos de arbol).

This. I have only owned GM trucks. I have owned four of them, and loved them all. I’m at 13 years and counting on my ‘06 Sierra, but if I were to buy a new truck now, it’d be an F-150. The new Silverado is HIDEOUS, and the GMC is very bleh. I like the way the Ram looks, but I am not prepared to trust FCA’s quality…

Because article clicks, yo

People do buy vehicles based on looks.  The F-150 and Ram look very nice.  The Silverado looks horrible.

The campaign tried to use real supporters but didn’t have the budget to remove all of the third reich themed sleeve tattoos.

Bennies for the jets.

You kids and your “oh, it’s sooo expensive” complaints! Back in the 90's, a 4MB upgrade of RAM was about $450. 4MB!