OMG; these 8 words are the answer to 98% of Salty’s questions:

I find it odd that in this industry you have to announce that you do not drink while working, and that is a big deal.

“ I tried to sell it honey, but I got no offers... come on, I am sure the baby seat will fit in the back....”

I think her point is;

I have had a projector in my basement for the last 15 years (I started with the mongo-three-light systems)... You can purchase one with lower resolution if you have a darker area. $1.1K is a hell of a lot though.

I have had a projector in my basement for the last 15 years (I started with the mongo-three-light systems)... You…

If you want the ease of smoking that this smoker apparently gets you, just get an electric or propane smoker.. we really need more information WHY they want to get that model

If you want the ease of smoking that this smoker apparently gets you, just get an electric or propane smoker.. we…

Unfortunately, acting like an asshole online or on Reality TV is considered humorous.

They should have made all the while people sit in the back.

I really don’t care, do you?

From a business tax management issue.. this makes no sense.

I am much more worried about:

.. so peeing on a wall in down town LA is ok during a marathon?

“Salty, In the normal discourse of life on this planet, something happened to me that took away some of the convenience of dining in a restaurant,. it was so trivial, I did not notice it until the meal was done....How can I extract the most benifit from this?”

I want my click back.

As least he was not shot.

Will they change their name to the Snow Birds?

I think Poopnado.would be the proper term

Sounds like the waitress is not his type.

They are just going back to 2015 vertical... I am waiting on the full checkerboard.

I want Corona furniture now.