OMG; these 8 words are the answer to 98% of Salty’s questions:

I find it odd that in this industry you have to announce that you do not drink while working, and that is a big deal.

Is he scratching his but in the poster?

I don’t think the government likes or wants this. The US government makes most of their money by selling $100 bills(it only costs a few bucks to make) ... where have you seen that the US government wants us to go cashless?

So now you can use the changing room in a Kohl’s before buying at Amazon?

“ I tried to sell it honey, but I got no offers... come on, I am sure the baby seat will fit in the back....”

I think her point is;

I am ok with this since I believe all people who have gender reveal parties should go to jail.

I have had a projector in my basement for the last 15 years (I started with the mongo-three-light systems)... You can purchase one with lower resolution if you have a darker area. $1.1K is a hell of a lot though.

I have had a projector in my basement for the last 15 years (I started with the mongo-three-light systems)... You…

If you want the ease of smoking that this smoker apparently gets you, just get an electric or propane smoker.. we really need more information WHY they want to get that model

If you want the ease of smoking that this smoker apparently gets you, just get an electric or propane smoker.. we…

Unfortunately, acting like an asshole online or on Reality TV is considered humorous.

They should have made all the while people sit in the back.

I really don’t care, do you?

From a business tax management issue.. this makes no sense.

So this has happened before...

Iguanas check in, but they don’t check out....

I am much more worried about:

.. so peeing on a wall in down town LA is ok during a marathon?

“Salty, In the normal discourse of life on this planet, something happened to me that took away some of the convenience of dining in a restaurant,. it was so trivial, I did not notice it until the meal was done....How can I extract the most benifit from this?”

I want my click back.