I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady, but doesn't "cafe" literally translate from French to English as "coffee"? As such, isn't a "coffee latte" really exactly the same damn thing as a "cafe latte"? Suck up the fact that she's an idiot and can't comprehend it is supposed to be cafe and…

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

I hate it when the guy is just SO FOCUSED on being able to make me orgasm. It's just not fun. I feel like an achievement that needs to be unlocked, not like a partner in our sexy adventure funtime. It's way better for me (and I assume for him?) when the focus is more on "that feels good right now!" rather than, "Did…

Probably. Just in case: Hey Kathleen Hale! You are an asshole and I will never read your shitty books.

So, I used to be a book blogger for YA books, popular enough that the New York Times seemed to think I had an opinion worth sharing at one point or another. And there are plenty of things I could say about how publishers rely too much on bloggers and court them too heavily. But. BUT.

Celebrity Edition!

When I saw "Truly Great Customers" in true Kitchenette style I was expecting to hear tales of the truly depraved... however what I got was 4 heartwarming tales of human decency.

Dude, that guy suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.