So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

I keep looking for proof it’s photoshopped. Every pixel that isn’t shopped destroys another chunk of my soul.

They should go to D.C. and visit the Obamas.

There are many sides to the violence between Zaza and ankles. Many sides.

I mean this is all some evil genius plan right? Like he knows Mayweather is looking at this clip and is just trolling us all?

Identity theft. Just part of the circle of life.

The beastie boys have never led me wrong.

Ichiro works out in a mysterious cargo container in Miami...Or as I know it, “Jim Tomsula’s summer home.”

A few issues but you got the most important thing right: Honey Dijon Kettle Chips are the greatest chip, nay, the greatest snack food ever created, and I will fight you to the death if you disagree with me.

Ran when washed.

On my Golf SportWagen...when you first start it up and don’t put your seatbelt on, sometimes it chimes five times, sometimes it chimes six times. And I can’t figure out why. It’s got nothing to do with seat position, the existence of a passenger, the headlamps, or the use of the parking brake. I think it’s a glitch.

Jesus man, what is your literotica handle? Asking for a friend.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I would advise Revis to move to safety in future encounters.

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

To be fair, you have to have a drinking problem to regularly attend Knicks’ games of your own volition.