I want to party with this guy.

Day, consider yourself made.

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Filed to: CRETINS WITH DICKS

HI.

I want to be couple friends with Megan and Nick where we do old people things like puzzles and cross stitch with really crass conversation.

Kim’s been so “Goth” throughout this pregnancy I think the baby’s going to come out looking like Robert Smith.

Online shopping is hard on traditional retailers, my friend. How is Hot Dog on a Stick to survive? Who will think of Wet Seal? #savethemall

just gonna leave this here for your consideration...

Sunday morning fuzz brain: Kaley hashtagged the puppy IG #savethemall. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why the mall needs saving.

what if, in heaven, you’re forced to spend eternity with your high school boyfriend/girlfriend

I already posted a picture of her on Jez yesterday, but I’mma just leave another cute kitten pic here for anyone who needs it tonight.

Mean Girls truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

If Benghazi didn’t affect Obama’s re-election bid when it pretty much happened the day before the election, why do they think it’ll affect Hillary after it’s had four years to cool? They need to find something new.

Old white men yell at things.

Failure?

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

Can I yell at her for voting for the Iraq war

“She was inside the hospital in a climate-controlled area with access to her cellphone, access to the Internet and takeout food from the best restaurants in Newark”