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My thing about high heels is that they make me so grumpy. How can you have a good time if your feet are in such pain?

I'd be okay with bi.

Chaka Kahn can do NO wrong..

Can we please stop painting parenting as the only way to get "the highest highs" in life? It's extremely self-righteous and condescending to those who don't want kids, and a knife to the heart of those that do but are having fertility issues. People are different and varied and value different things. You do you &…

And Luis Borges please!

It's Kevin Hey

Who is that first asian gawd

I KNOW RIGHT

I didn't know him before, but I know him now. Life just improved.

If it had been up to me, the amazing Pablo Morais would have been among these fine looking men.

He is no joke.

Dodai, your picks at the end should be the lede, not a footnote! I hope it's not weird to say this, but your taste in men is PERFECT. I would love to see your gorgeous, taste-the-rainbow (and more tatted) version of this cover.

OH MY GOD, Dodai thank you for informing me that the men in Jezebel's list exist. Holy hell, Victor Ross.

It's like the United Colors of White People.

your casting choices are impeccable. holy shit.

Not enough beards. MORE BEARDS.

Thank you. Like, it's just so bland. This photo needs more MOC.

I love showering, esp at night, because night time before bed is my calming/washing off the day/resetting time, and I hate getting into my own bed without having showered (and it keeps the sheets fresher longer!). Although I only wash me hiar like twice a week, I will never, ever miss a shower if I can help it.…