Funny how you’re justifying domestic violence with “she started it.”

If she was throwing heavy/potentially damaging objects at him, then he should’ve called the police and gotten his children out of there. Reacting to someone chucking shit (assuming she was) with violence only escalates the situation.

Or did your…

Fuck off

“Please be lenient, I only assaulted a pregnant woman once!”

Sentence was not as severe as I was hoping for... “Just” slapped his pregnant girlfriend indeed. Next it could be “just” kicked her down a flight of bloody stairs...

Obligatory:

This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

I saw it last night and it made me cry. Alex reminds me so much of my husband who died last December of cancer. My husband was a teacher and loved his work. He hung on as long as he could and probably longer than he should have. Watching Alex these past few weeks, I can detect that he has mouth sores stemming from…

One of the worse things I see in this report is the ignoring of the construction workers. I’m a good enough engineer to know I don’t know everything. A guy with a high school education that has actually done stuff with his hands and not just on a computer knows a lot more about how things actually work than I do. Some…

I have no words... Six people killed and eight injured. The construction workers repeatedly warned the general contractor and they didn’t care. Wow.

I know it hasn’t been talked much, but it turns out they don’t have great owners interested in investing in editorial staffing.

I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer (stage II) around Halloween last year, and since he announced his condition in March, Alex Trebek has been my mental cancer buddy. Thankfully, I’m done with treatment (a few surgeries and chemo) and have a good prognosis, but Trebek’s journey is really getting to me.

Fuck cancer.

I’m pretty sure this was used in Oh Brother Where Art Thou

Emma Thompson realizes that shitty Christmas movies are a never-ending revenue stream.

I always think of Steve Martin hosting the Oscars one of the years Polanski was nominated yet a-fucking-gain, and pointing out into the crowd. “So many famous faces tonight. There’s Roman Polanski... GET HIM!”

Tom has been dead all along,

Why the fuuuuuck do people still support this monster?

I’m going to use the connection to sports here to admit that I still, at least once a day, end up on Deadspin (RIP) out of sheer reflex. I then feel guilty and click out of it.

I’m here for the Kate McKinnon cat lady show.