Is that a giant cookie?

edgy

Sweet hot take, bro!

on the bright side, we should all be dead by then

Instead of the doctor telling you the sex of your baby at the ultrasound, you have them write it down. You then give it to a trusted friend. The friend either gets you a cake with pink or blue filling, a box of pink or blue balloons, a balloon full of paint or glitter to pop (Or shoot), and I think the Duggars had a…

Does no one see the CD on his arm and the iPhone 6 Plus case on his belly? A time travelling giant!

You might just have what it takes to work in a movie studio continuity department. It’s that attention to detail away from the main action that separates the amateurs from the real professionals.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Putting your cash tip on the table and visibly docking it every time the server displeases you

And there’s your answer as to how to make soccer more popular and appealing here in the US. Actually, Lynch makes damn near anything he’s in more popular and appealing...

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Just the type of comment I’d expect from a boxing analyst, ignorant of politics. Since Cheetolini started his 2020 campaigning the other day, Giant Meteor has cancelled all other engagements to prepare for 2020.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

Yeah man, I prefer to get all of my edgy badass commentary from the comment section of Deadspin

I didn’t realize I knew anything about boxing technique, until I saw everything wrong with this gif

I clicked on this article and got a video ad for Armor All Auto Wipes.

LOOK AT MY CRAAAAZY PASSPORT!!

“I’m not from here! I have my own customs!”

Modernism was a period from which we designed a style, and that this period occurred during the 50's and 60's. Public outcry against what was perceived as 'brutalism' killed the period, transitioning into PostModernism - for which I will defer my personal opinion. The period we currently exist within does not have a…