Hey readers! Please also welcome Armin to Foxtrot Alpha, in addition to Kyle. You may have seen Armin’s work at both Business Insider and Tablet, and we’re pretty chuffed to have him here. Let us know what you think!

Bugle Boy Polo Shirt isn’t a shirt for a dapper man, or a suave man, or a man who values his appearance. It’s a shirt for a man who has resigned himself to dad-dom, so much so that he goes on a nationally televised cooking program looking like a children’s mannequin from 1993 that was hit by Rich Moranis’ enlarging…

911/GTR... Mine is in a state of quantum indeterminacy. I never know which it will be until I look in the garage and collapse the waveform. Sometimes I’ve had to close and reopen the door a few times before the waveform collapses as the car I want that particular day. That backfired on me one day when I reopened the…

...4pm for you guys happens at the same time 7pm happens for us. That said, the east coast is terrible and we really probably should suck it.

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

HOLY SHIT. AN EQUINE SUPPLEX.

You should be more careful when trying to mount that high horse.

You might want to read first. They were a victim of someone else doing this. They ended up buying the bricked 3DS.

yes

We have had our jobs held hostage for political reasons, worked without pay, and had our budgets slashed, all while being publically dragged through the mud and portrayed as the enemy.

Has to be trolling.

The best I can hope for is that my cocaine tree sprouts soon.

He’s gonna feel like such a dick when he reads that in two months.

You came back after this:

Just a periodic reminder that Brian Kelly allowed players to continue to play football after sexually assaulting a young female student and then telling that student “Don’t do anything you would regret. Messing with Notre Dame football is a bad idea.” The players were also still allowed to play after that young…

That was a turnover too.

Just a periodic reminder that Brian Kelly couldn’t be bothered to halt football operations for more than a couple minutes after a 20-year-old photographer taking video of Kelly’s stupid fucking team was killed when a scissor lift he was standing in was knocked over. Kelly couldn’t bear to practice inside so he took…

nah

It was even more painful when she added the flavor packet.