You must be fun at parties.

This is one of the best comments I’ve ever seen.

I my illogical defense my morning meal is a kale smoothie so at any given time I don’t know what color power ranger is going to show up in the bowl. Hence my other comment about surveying the damage. But you are right. If you think you are shitting blood, call the Dr. Good to know you care yipes #Followed!

I was out one night with some buddies when a couple of girls walk in the bar. My friend decides he wants to pursue on of the ladies and I agreed to wingman with the other one. Neither one was bad looking and they agreed to let us buy them shots. They chose Tequila, I’ll tell you right now, Tequila does not settle well…

No medical professional believes this to be a mental illness.

Oh those doctors. They think they’re sooo smart with their expert medical knowledge and peer reviewed studies.

Not according to the APA or any other recognized group of people who actually know what “mentally ill” means.

Yeah. I remember clearly understanding that the characters clearly were lepers back when I first saw it as a dumb high-schooler in the late 90s, so it couldn’t have been that subtle. I’ve never heard it described as an ‘urban legend.’ That seems silly.

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

Why the hate for lane-splitting? I’ve never understood it. Are you just jealous or mad because someone is getting “ahead of you”. Be honest. BTW I dont ride a bike.

I sorta do too but it could mess with a ton of people. Google “Trypophobia” at your own risk. Seriously though, fucking disgusting. Looking at the front of the car makes me think of that

Lol. Go fuck yourself.

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.

Yay! Way to go editing the video and making it shitty and unentertaining.

“MAKE MY SUITCASE FASTER”

It’ll never happen, but I would love an NFL Team in Portland (we’re way too cool for a football team, obviously). Then we could stop acting as if the Seahawks are our team. Seriously, people here hate that city until it comes to the MLB and NFL.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

But can it carry a bale of horses?

This overdone styling looks WAY better than the proportions on the normal one. I’d actually rock this if it came with Raptor-like performance specs.

Pinkham might be gone, but his law prevails!