“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Tyler, you ever think about doing a feature on this Draken outfit? As per @Hooli it sounds like they are up to some neat stuff and I’m assuming there is a very good genesis story in there.

Weird comment. Are you lost?

Fun fact: 97% of the people who use the term “accountable” are fucking assholes.

When at the theater take your trash and throw it away. I am ashamed that I even have to type that.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

I loved this movie as a child.

Ok so there are a lot of fake theories out there about this, but I have actually investigated this case. After spending days pouring over the details, hunting down leads, and collecting evidence I have now put together my findings.

It’s not a shitty, worn down field, it’s “distressed”.

Monica

I read that in Christopher Walken’s voice.

I feel that way about most chromed wheels.

Well that’s a dumb rule

DON’T LOOK AT ME! WATCH WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

Oh Yeah! We’re starting the week off right.

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

No, the engine does not sound awesome. A V-Twin is literally the worst sounding motor ever. It sounds like a continuous fart.

The Natty’s make this picture.

What my sink looked like the last time I tried to chop veggies drunk.