What’s worse is that when he got home he told his folks that he went over to uncle Hookerinthetrunk’s house and that uncle Hookerinthetrunk demanded to see if his dipstick was wet, shaming him because it wasn’t.

As a current Datsun owner, I am surprised you didn’t include this lovely geisha:

These are Oregon Salmon Plates. I wonder which cramped Pearl District condo complex this GT2RS is parked at.

Gran Turismo play should be required game play for any automotive enthusist

I love Britain because people can be famous and successful media personalities, despite being born with this head.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

My Dad was a member at a local semi-private club from the day it opened and he and I played there pretty much every weekend for 3 years. He and I were about as much “regulars” as you could be. Place was nice, but a little hung up about accentuating the divide between member and non-member amenities/facilities. Dad had…

More like guy runs onto live track.

There are certain people/groups of people that the majority of the internet seems to collectively hate: Nickelback, Skip Bayless, Darren Rovell, etc.

I never got to read that whole arc where things got weird but I did ...(gonna get hate for this I’m sure) like it when Ben Reilly was SpiderMan. Yes it was a weird arc in itself but it was enjoyable. The whole Onslaught crossover arc thing had Ben doing some kickass things, slicing Sentinels fingers off with a pipe,…

Oh - I got this won.

The Class B that I shared with Raphael last summer had us basically sharing a large bed.

Goddammit. I have to pay better attention. ‘Cause I had one for this column, too.

Refueling works about as well as F1 on the whole. Every generation should have its fiery Verstappen, I suppose.

I bet attendance at these Color Event runs would plummet if cell phones were prohibited. Seems like the only reason people go to these things is so they can take selfies to upload to Facebook and Twitter, or use on their OKCupid profile.

This isn’t end all but it should point you in the general direction.

Kanye west was getting some Kanye rest so that he can go on tour at his Kanye best. Not in his Kanye nest, but still flying Kanye West. Torchinsky was next to him and that’s not a Kanye jest. Now normally Kanye’s in his Kanye Vest. Embroidered impeccably with his Kanye Crest. But this is something he keeps close to…

Torch met Kanye. It’s like Elvis meeting Godzilla. That shit don’t happen every day.

“I think people remain obsessed by the Nazis mostly because, to this day, their crimes remain unimaginable.”

People are entranced by Nazis because they look so cinematically evil. Christ, they wore tailored Hugo Boss uniforms with fucking chrome skulls on them. SS officers looked like something a twelve year old…