I’m a woman. I’ve often been told I have a “male brain” but I don’t believe in that shiz.

I am shook..

I was legitimately unnerved by Goodnight Mommy. The only movie that actually made me check my locks and windows afterward was the original Halloween. I sometimes think I just lack the be-scared-by-movies gene. One movie I got in trouble for recommending was Pontypool, and specifically Pontypool with really good…

Sorry to jump in on a question that wasn’t meant for me but I’m also fascinated by this. I love the absolute goriest, most horrifying films I can get my eyeballs on but can barely handle a Ferris wheel, let alone a roller coaster. I’ve passed out from fright during flight turbulence.

No one cares about your boner.

“Well, I enjoy my life. I don’t want to be a pig, but I enjoy my life. And I don’t hurt people. I’ve hurt some people emotionally, but I’ve never killed or wounded anyone, except in Vietnam, and that wasn’t a civilian, it was a soldier. As a matter of fact, I saved a couple of civilians... There’s a few things…

80's era me is wondering what kind of darkest timeline shit is this when the Iranian president is the voice of reason in this clusterfuck?

flappy orange bag full of decaying, off-brand lychees

I still don’t buy this. He’s an uncontrolled dumpster fire no matter what’s going on. I don’t think it’s strategy, I this its just Trump being Trump.

he believes in money

probably

Oliver Stone was my next door neighbor for a short while. I was in the alley playing basketball with his son, when he and a friend came outside. He and his friend (both adult men) then informed me that girls couldn’t play sports, etc. and basically berated me for being a woman. I was 12.

45*’s subconscious, whose allegiance to its half-melted Creamsicle host is up and down like a toilet seat at a frat party, is rebelling again. You might have noticed that sometimes the Code 45* reflects the awful things that Orange believes, and sometimes it is a medium through which his more pragmatic subconscious…

If it’s not onthe KFC menu...

This is starting to feel like The Purge: Harrassers. I welcome this newfound sense that women feel they can publicly name names during this surreal window of time.

This is the least surprising thing I’ve read all day.

Not a bit surprised.

Since when did he believe in God? Is he “cramming for the final” because he’s just one tweetstorm away from a massive stroke/heart attack/choking on a greasy chunk of KFC. Or is it because he feels at home with the evangelicals because they are as corrupt and hypocritical as he is.

Especially given the traditional animus that many gay men have felt for trans people. They seem ill-equipped to tell this story. I mean hell, I’m from Chicago and I remember a Pride parade in the early 2000s where lesbians actually sat out the parade in protest because of the years of misogyny and sex assault they got…

If there are so many crucial pieces missing, perhaps we can postpone publication until the writer sorts it out.