*rubbing hands together* Ah, yes....there are WAYS.......

Grrr. These sound like the kind of jerks who will purposefully encourage their poor kids to also act like jerks and annoy everyone in a restaurant,

Hmm. Nut nipping as a No No.

Attacks just like yours are on the uptick here - especially at night in the parks. I’m very glad you weren’t more seriously injured. I’m lucky that I didn’t lose any hair or worse. Their eyesight is amazing, and they can do exactly the kind of damage they want,

Brilliant.Do you think Trump would be willing to wear a Wookie suit but not be able to speak? I mean I like the idea, but....;)

They aren’t mentally ill. They are evil.

But it will be over too fast :(

I’m glad you have it. The trouble you took was worth it. Sadly, I’m not surprised it was readily available.

Luv U

Swans: much deadlier than geese. Seriously. People might want to educate themselves. Claws, beaks,........ 

That is truly amazing. I wish I were Captain Picard so I could say “Make it so.”

Would buy a ticket IN ADVANCE. Seriously, we need to make this a thing. Throw those city Girls into the Suburbs and see what they will do:

Damn, Tim that is GOOD. But not quite Stephen king good. Only the last sentence falters.

Oh Sister. I really think you’re going to turn me into something I have been waiting to be.

Haha! If you’re gonna do THAT, then make it -you know - Stephen King - worthy, because I do believe that folks would read the shit out of that!

Hey now; that’s after the fact. I don’t know what your Dad did. Unless he really wanted the geese to suffer, I’m on his side.

Fair enough, and good advice. I don’t eat meat anyway, but there are times that I’d feed an evil Entity to another One. Wonder what 45 will be eating this Christmas?

Oh Sister..... I’m so tired of female bullies because, for one thing, they don’t even have the courage to attack you themselves. They stir up shit and convince other women (and men) to talk dirt about us.

I was at another article today about gun control where I said “I grew up in the countryside where some folks had to hunt to feed their families.” It’s possible your goose was paranoid about some fledglings. And I also recall the night I was out running in A CITY and an owl came out of no where and cold-cocked me so…

Ditto.